1. The Mom and Baby Snuggie
I am a fan of the snuggie but this mom and baby version is a bit much in my opinion. Perhaps I find it creepy because it's one you wear in public versus on the couch at home. A friend of ours said it best when she said it looks like a two-headed person is walking down the street.

2. Infant High Heels
Maybe a little early for these!!

3. Baby Perfume
What smell could possibly beat the natural smell of a baby? I mean, really, babies smell delicious.

4. Infant Pillow
No explanation is needed, my dear friends and family.

5. Neck Float
I think this is meant to replace arm floats but it gives the illusion of a mysterious head floating in the water. I think if I saw this in person I would feel the need to jump into the water and rescue the little guy!

6. Snot Sucker
Where exactly is the snot is going?! I know you're thinking what I'm thinking.